|—||Jaachynma N.E. Agu (via observando)|
online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days
|—||Kait Rokowski (via yellowcrayolacrayon)|
Between this and the story about him reassuring F. Scott Fitzgerald re dick size, I’m developing a picture of Hemingway as the mother hen of the disaffected white male literary set of the early 20th century.
He probably called up Steinbeck sometimes and was like I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE DIPSHITS and Steinbeck was all “That’s what you get for living in Paris, asshole”.